What have dogs got to do with syphilis?

No, dogs don’t get syphilis. (And no, we don’t think gay men are dogs.) Though dogs may need to worry about heartworm, distemper, and the occasional tick, their human companions are there to take them in for checkups and make sure they’re safe, comfortable and healthy all year round. The Dogs Are Talking Campaign is meant as a loving reminder that it’s equally important for humans to take care of their own well-being. Dogs need their people to go in for regular checkups too—and if those people should happen to be gay men with multiple sexual partners, their checkups should include getting tested for syphilis every 3 to 6 months.

No one knows a guy’s daily habits better than man’s best friend. If your dog could talk, what would he say about your healthcare routine?

Love yourself as much as you love your dog.